So a little about myself to begin.

I’m a 20 year old third year student, from a town just north of London, living with my mother whilst men pay me £500 an hour to visit them in their top city apartments, in order to fraternise with me.

I’m a size 10, mildly attractive, 5ft 5/maybe 6, slightly pudgy but maybe kind of sexy, small breasted (34B) escort. I like to chat and meet new people and got into this business through a friend. I started off independently but have recently got involved with a supposedly ‘high class’ agency, after being booked by the owner, who then suggested I join their ranks. It was the flattery that did it, so 30% of that 500 goes to him.

I’ve been doing it properly for less than 6 months however I feel like it’s been an eternity, which probably doesn’t say much for the profession. It’s kind of gross and disgusting, it’s like ordering a takeaway except instead of putting stuff in your mouth, these guys get to put their penis in you. Not a bad idea. Everyone already knows that guys call escorts because they want to get their jollies off in a simplistic, uncomplicated and unattached scenario without having to schmooze and flirt and eye fuck women who then get arsey, if the guy buggers off after the first time. So who can blame the blokes? They’re usually super nice and happy (considering the animalistic nature of men: they know they’re getting sex, of course they’re going to be happy).

It’s fantastic money, I’m so fucking rich and all I do is sit on my arse, do work for uni and occasionally fuck for a hour or two per week and I’m rolling in it, I could literally make it rain in my bedroom with the number of 50s I have hidden inside my roller-skates. I’m using the money to go travelling once I finish uni, and maybe continue until I can put a deposit down for a nice flat in the capital… or start my own business… or invest in something. Also, I’m so in love with this guy I’ve been seeing for the past couple of months and I need to stop doing this kind of work ASAP so here goes….

Okay the boring shit is over now.